HNT - Judge A Man By His Shoe Size, Will Ya?

(And, as usual, NSFW junk is in the click.)

We men are so touchy about these things. I try not to think too much about it. I mean, it's not like I can do anything about the size anyway. Abs and arms are controllable; penis, not so much. Most girls know better than to risk hurting a man's ego with the truth, but one open girl I used to date had no qualms about telling me that I fit well within the "average" mark. Not much girth, but long enough. I have always appreciated her honesty. I mean, she was naked by my side so that was compliment enough for me.

My wife complains at times of the discomfort suffered at times when I hit against her cervix. (I took it as a compliment until I learned that it has more to do with the placement of the cervix than the length of the penis.) So, anyway, I tend to hold back a bit when we are together so as not to hear my beautiful wife say, "Ow!" I'd like to hear her talk more in bed, but that's not one of the words I long to hear her say.

On the same topic of penis size, she told me of a fight that a coworker had with her husband recently. She could feel that he was about to go somewhere in the argument that she didn't like, so she cut him off at the pass and exclaimed, "Well, I could say that you have a small dick, but I don't!"

That poor woman hasn't had sex in weeks since that little incident. She even tried, at the advice of friends, to attack him while he was asleep. It didn't work. We can pretty much forgive anything if it means sex for us, but that's the touchiest of places for criticism. I'm pretty laid back about it, but I think I'd be cutting her off for a while too after hearing those words.

Have a nice day. And Happy HNT!